February 2011
At least it's Thunder Snow.
January 2011
Watchsam:
SNL Digital Short: Do The Creep
The new tumblr anthem?
From CNN... "Oklahoma City should be prepared for...
americanliving:
asleeplessmind:
keepcalmandthinklikeharry:
nonononononononononononononononononononononononononono.
NO FUCK THAT UGH OMG NO
and a day later it will be 77 degrees outside..
I don’t believe in the Oklahoma City Blizzard 2011. It’s already been promised three times now. NO SUCCESS.
Nicki Minaj please cut the clown shit.
worldsworst:
I love you. I think I love you? But you’re humiliating me. When you get up on live TV and you wear that ridiculous body suit and hum those redundant bubble gum hooks salted with half assed raps you take responsibility for yourself! Because I don’t wanna do it no more. I was rooting for you. We were ALL rooting for you! How dare you?! I went through my grandmother getting her lights...
@metalnow and I would like to add this to the Best...
Anonymous asked: u hav nice tits i sa dem on the internet few dyys ago u lookin fine gurll
elephantshells-deactivated20110 asked: IF YOU WANT TO COME SEE SOME DRAG QUEENS OKAY
who wants to hang out with me in Edmond tonight?
I like that Obama thinks he's like Kennedy.
Maybe one day he will be. You know?
“No, let them see what they’ve done.”
– Jacqueline Kennedy (Nov. 22, 1963 - When asked to change into a clean dress prior to a TV appearance at Dallas’s Parkland Hospital where John F. Kennedy was pronounced dead.)
John F. Kennedy makes us all look bad-
All of us.
Sorry Samantha.
confidencethan:
I’M FUCKING QUITTING. TRY N’ STOP ME AND GET MAULED! ;)
)’:
For those of you who don't live in Moore, Oklahoma...
this is basically what everyone looks like.
If you’re crying, vomiting, and/or rocking yourself back and forth because of the shame and/or trauma you are suffering….I am deeply sorry.
im1004 asked: lol i did not mean it in a bad way. She's gorgeous! Just that photo you reminded me of her.
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@joemead, Go get a TAN? A TAN?
You think I like that?
Naaaaaaaaaaaaa, I stay all natural all the time.
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For the record, I'm okay with Taco Bell's meat...
less meat = lower costs
I like lower costs. I’m okay with the compromise.
What if one day, it was announced that Taco Bell's...
Oh, wait….
(': My Lindsay Lohan Nylon Magazine Cover shirt is...
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Leaving in half an hour blows.
Waking up at 8:30 blows. History class blows. Vernon Maddux as a professor blows.
So, I didn’t wash my hair again because it’s not dirty and I don’t give a shit.
Ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
onlylogan asked: Hi!
You liked one of my posts, and it was relating to mewithoutyou. Do you like them? I freaking love their music.
You liked one of my posts, and it was relating to mewithoutyou. Do you like them? I freaking love their music.
laundry laundry laundry laundry
maybe if I say it a few times I’ll get it done
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Big Love is getting intense right now.
The oldest one is giving the youngest one a “blessing”. The blonde one walked in and was like, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES. THAT SHIT IS CATHOLIC AND WE ARE MORMONS. I’M TELLING OUR HUSBAND, YOU STUPID BITCH.”
What's that?
gallifreyangato:
You have a Scottish Accent?
An Irish accent?
Or is it a Welsh accent?
Oh, so it’s an English accent then?
Someone obviously hasn’t heard a Welsch accent. Get that shit outta here, bro.
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To be honest, if you punched ME in the face...I...
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I need to stop being so lazy and get myself a...
Why would someone hurt Jenni like that?
Or anyone actually…
Leaving their dogs alone, taking their hard drive, their personal files, and their personal money?
I mean - are you for real - what is your problem?
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Tom! Why did you leave the dogs there to pretty...
mindsoulandheart asked: lmfao why don't you tell him hi instead of me? I AIN'T NO MESSENGER.
I just want someone to go to Chili's with me.
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Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next...
Horton: I'm sure there's two sides to this...
starbucks, you're draining my bank account
BUT I CAN’T QUIT YOU