January 2012
December 2011
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help me drink myself to death tonight
whyjeansnowhan:
here
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help me drink myself to death tonight
here
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i still feel like when everyone looks at me they don’t see what i see
and its crippling almost
jewelztv:
dilladonuts:
dharrison:
chahlie:
ending 2011 offspring free
Goddamn that second gif is GIGGIN,
reblogging for the second gif
literally almost didn’t get to reblog this this year
civilrightsbrah:
i’m sorry i’m a horrible...
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if someone was watching me through my webcam
they would’ve seen me spend the last 5+ minutes
whispering the words to chris brown’s ‘run it’
my nigga couldn’t make $150 bail
that’s how hard the struggle is
after the bon fire i was at last night
two of my boys got arrested after being pulled over with weed on em
my poor babies stayed in jail the whole night
one got out around 5 this evening
and the other one has to stay the night again
we livin dat okc struggle
we strugglin dog
helookslikeapinknightmare:
Niggas in Paris Seven...
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replacing most food with coffee because i want to...
Anonymous asked: lmao at your response. do they always to that? well at least you don't have long carrot nipples. lol.
Anonymous asked: so in your picture one of your nipples looked flat while the other one looked sharp lol.
Anonymous asked: Ugh fuck Samantha Owens, Why are you so perfect and fearless nipples ever. When are you going to post more? I'd love to take a peek at your shaved pussy. That would be the best surprise before New Years <3
initsall:
Fuck you.
what is this?
no,...
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I’m sorry to all the people I love who did not get circumcised.
Just don’t let me see it.
(please)
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you guys they are ugly and they are strange and it makes it really confusing to give head and that makes me uncomfortable which sets off my anxiety
but mostly they are ugly!
I just wanted to say again how much I hate uncircumcised penis.
I Hate It.
In fact, I don’t think there’s anything I hate more.
dajeve:
fuck you anime nerds.. ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
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tobias had no idea about the period girl
damn
i know you all generally don’t like cuntbarf but damn i didn’t even know what a diva cup was and she was kind enough to spend 10 minutes explaining them and now i kinda want to get one.
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adrian
christina and i are
calling you out
on your
thirstiness
michaelflockajordan replied to your post: i didnt know skyy vodka tasted just like water …
obviously not drunk enough to get naked.
i have literally never had to be drunk to get naked
excuse urself
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i didnt know skyy vodka tasted just like water
goodbye burnett’s
goodbye belvedere
goodbye grey goose
i’m all skyy now
drink till i die
i love when i burp and it tastes like all the...
2012:
-weave
-aparment
-bong
-own a gucci piece
-tattoos
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man with 2 warrants in okc backs jeep over very...
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white people in north oklahoma city crying about...
how much would a lindsay lohan weave cost?
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“I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice.”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via not-badforagirl)
unsuccessfulweek:
shouts out to comfort eating
dadsgladtoday:
Lil b’s morning facebook posts are the best
i feel so bad for all the people in the world who don’t read them everyday
Anonymous asked: i really feel like we'd be bomb ass friends.
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reblog if wavriel is famous
I want to kiss you, Ben Mercer.
emptycells:
i just thought of a good way to describe it
say your entire demographic/all your peers really FUCKIN LOVE turnips. you don’t love turnips yourself but hey who cares
all of a sudden everyone only eats turnips all day and every single conversation (srsly every single one) is about turnips, turnips they have eaten in their past, and the dankest fuckin turnips this side of the...