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This woman is now a part-time plumber.

“But I’m doing it in a Fuck You, Blockbuster way.”

FACEBOOK IS JUST TRYING TO WEED OUT THE PUSSIES. REBLOG THIS IF YOU’LL BE ONE OF THE FEW WHO DOESN’T DEACTIVATE THEIR ACCOUNT. YOU CAN’T GET RID OF US MARK ”’FUCK”’ERBERG ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

my mom’s phone keeps going off

and it’s always the Moore Public Schools asking her to sub for some Elementary school. She doesn’t want to answer it because she doesn’t feel like working today.

When it goes off she flips out and is like, “DON’T ANSWER IT. THEY KEEP CALLING. I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE.”

So, I gave her a simple solution. It went like this:

Me: Just put your phone on silent or turn it off, mom…
Her: It’s already on silent! It’s on vibrate!
Me: ….I’m gonna go take a shower.